When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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