i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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