I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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