phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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