Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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