Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
handjob tips. give me some.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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