white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
pray to the hookup gods
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
When are your genitals available?
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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