I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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