she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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