I've blown a few things in my day
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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