all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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