Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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