Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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