I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Randomize
