it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Alive.
So much puke
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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