absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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