Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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