This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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