there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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