youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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