just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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