Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
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