i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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