She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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