I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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