Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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