I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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