You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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