he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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