Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
So much Jack, so little girl.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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