Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
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