yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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