don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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