yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
So apparently I’m into choking now
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
Randomize