Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Randomize
