I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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