the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
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