I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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