Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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