OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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