The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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