He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Are we still banned from the library?
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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