Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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