he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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