I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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