im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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