bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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