I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
There r osticjed everywhere
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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