She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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