I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Randomize
