jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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