Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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