I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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