Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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