So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Randomize
