We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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