We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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