I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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