I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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